What do you want? Back off or I'll have you for breakfast!
Nope, looks like you're not a threat. OK, you can stay for a few minutes, just as long as you stroke me the whole time.
I'm Flossy Jane. Aren't I cute? Don't I have beautiful eyes? Yes, I think so too.
I'm five years of age and came from a rescue centre in Huntingdon. I've only been living here for a month but I've already sorted those other wimps out. This is my place.
Flossy Jane is the perfect name for me, don't you think? I'm soft and fluffy as candy floss. Some idiot at the shelter called me Lucy of all things, but the Human lengthened it to Lucifer for some reason so I had to change it altogether.
Nelson and Kizzie, stupid little wimps that they are, see me as the big bad witch. Good. I don't attack them for nothing. One time Kizzie had the cheek to walk right past me, and that scrawny Nelson thing lies on the bed where I should be at nights. Not for long - watch this space!
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I can't think why you'd want to leave MY page and return to their stupid home page, but if that's what you want then click here ... and don't bother coming back - I'm waiting to get you!